Licker
Meet the licker
As he licks your lips
Lips sick, sickly sweet
Teat on lip, garish feat
Such a feat with such big feet
Huge clawed feet fit for stinking streets
Stink, pink, colour of kids
Kids, just one kid, she’s a prig
She’s eating her feast
Fast beast eats fast
His lips on their tips
Suck of the children they sip,
Licking its lips
Clean
Clean. Clean.
Look it’s clean
Dishes washed, oven sparkling
Something you don’t do
Why can’t you do it?
Honey
Please
If you loved me, you’d do it
Twenty years and not a cent
Worthless, you are
Useless, selfish cunt
Bench washed, clothes folded
Of course you can’t do it
Sorry
Can’t Stay Here Any Longer
Some nights I stay awake
Waiting for the perfect
Goddamn house
But you don’t want it,
You plead and you sob instead
For gifts of useless shiny silver
You watch me
Tap fixed, clothes ironed
While you just sit
And watch
And wait
I don’t see you any more
Please, darling
Come back
Your house is finally clean.
Crowded Man (inspired by John Brack)
Part I: The Bar
Crowded evening at the Crown,
Making our way through the hordes,
Lager for me, never unique,
I watch you watching her,
Watching me, well I never,
Since you never noticed me,
Your silken long hands are
weary of never ageing,
I sip my ale with miniscule
sips, as I want to end
the date that
will never be
Part II: The Street
Seeing the unknowing man,
The un-noticing, inconsequential
Quite frankly forgettable man,
Passing through a sea of hips,
Of fast moving old shits,
Never a smile cracking his lips,
But it matters not,
To the man passing unnoticeably,
Blue eyes or green eyes,
His height’s so-so,
Let me live my life,
As I unknowably know
Fireball
Titters and gasps
Blend in amidst the masses
As the young girl
With the braided hair
(pink streaks)
sashays down the red
carpet.
The silence echoes
Except for
The furious mutterings
Of a certain Kim K
As the young girl
Turns into smoke
burns red
and sets the carpet
alight.
“Her performance was smoking,”
states the ghost of Roger Ebert
as he smokes his cigar.
Italian Gorgonzola Chicken
You very gently run your fingers just under the skin
Uncovered, scraping up the brown bits
Skimming off the fat
Slices of skin cut up
“Carve the thigh and pass the sauce,” you add,
“It’s especially good”
Bitten Nails
Bitten nails
Garish non polish
Barely they cover the surface